I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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