You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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