I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Mom said you looked used
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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