Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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