You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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