dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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