Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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