I'm jealous of your bromance
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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