he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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