gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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