Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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