And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
false alarm. still invincible.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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