when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
me + whiskey = a bad person
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