I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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