Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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