are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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