we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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