Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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