the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Actions speak louder than pants.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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