I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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