I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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