Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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