its not stalking. its research.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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