love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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