Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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