I accidentally had phone sex last night
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I need a burrito and a hug.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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