Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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