No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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