Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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