do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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