Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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