It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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