yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize