I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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