I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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