I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You ate ashes out of my bong
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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