THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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