Michael Bay diarrhea
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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