im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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