i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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