No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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