I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
