I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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