I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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