Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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