Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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