Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.