That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing