i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.