Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
