Your face is a jimmy john
I have demons in me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I came so hard my ears popped.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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