Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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