Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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