my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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