i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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