Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
