Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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