Just mADE A PArabola og urine
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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