it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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